UFC 101 Predictions

Here is where we say who we think will win.

First of all though, Dana White will probably announce Tweeto Whortiz and most of the Affliction Fighters that have now signed with the UFC. Tweeto will probably be brought in the octagon and Tweeto can say something inappropriate, call someone out with his little girly voice and proudly display his trophy pornstar girlfriend. Awesome.

Ok, on to the predictions. Let's start from the bottom of the card, on up!


1. Jesse Lennox vs. Danillo Villefort - This is both their 2nd fight in the UFC. They both fought no-namers for their first fights, but Villefort looks tougher, so let's go with that one!
2. George Sotiropoulos vs. George Roop - Georgy boy reminds me of that politician that used to hang out with Bill Clinton and George Roop used to work in a Pharmacy. Um....we don't care who wins.
3. Matthew Riddle vs. Dan Cramer - Mr. Riddle looks like a little boy and the only homosexual UFC fighter in history! Dan Cramer however seems to be well rounded and extremely agressive. We think he'll own the Chip n Dales dancer.
4. Thales Leites vs. Alessio Sakara - This should be a fight to watch! Alessio Sakara, hailing from Italy is a tough competitor but can be overcome. Thales Leites, although coming from a loss to Anderson Silva, we think will beat Sakara within the first 2 rounds.
5. Tamdan McCrory vs. John Howard - huh?
6. Shane Nelson vs. Aaron Riley - Aaron Riley looks like a pedophile. Nuff said.

Main Event Fights:

7. Josh Neer vs. Kurt Pellegrino - Talk about two explosive fighters! Pellegrino, coming from the Jersey Shore (fo-get aaabout it!) has a great ground game and good on his feet, but we're claiming Josh Neer will take the fight at either referee stoppage within the first 2 rounds OR he will go the distance and he'll win the split decision. Tough one to call!

8. Kendall Grove vs. Ricardo Almeida - We're hoping Kendall Grove will take this fight. Most likely, it will go the full distance and he'll win by split decision.

9. Amir Sadollah vs. Johny Hendricks - Why are these guys in the main card????

10. Anderson Silva vs. Forrest Griffin - Alright......we hope Forrest can pull it off! He has never been a technician, but has improved tremendously. His biggest asset is his heart. Unfortunately for him though, we think Anderson Silva is too technical and well rounded for him. Forrest won't give up, but will take an ass whoopin like he's never received. This is a hard fight to say how it will end, but Anderson Silva will take it. (hope we're wrong!)

11. BJ Penn vs. Kenny Florian - Although BJ Penn has been portrayed lately as the "bad guy", BJ is an incredible well rounded fighter. We were watching BJ back when he had hair. Kenny Florian - uhhhhhhh, is losing! Although Kenny Florian is a crowd favorite and really is a great athlete, BJ is going to catch Florian in either a technical lock or win by referee stoppage!

This should be an exciting UFC!






(information used from ufc.com)