Showing posts with label tweeto ortiz. Show all posts
Showing posts with label tweeto ortiz. Show all posts

Thursday, December 2, 2010

Pornjob Jenna Jameson at the World MMA Awards (VIDEO)

Friday, May 28, 2010

Chuck & Tweeto Saga continues....

-LIDDELL: TITO SHOULD FIGHT ME IF HE RETURNS
Thursday, May 27, 2010 - by Jeff Cain - MMAWeekly.com


We’ve known since the announcement that Chuck Liddell vs. Rich Franklin headlines UFC 115 in Vancouver on June 12 that the third bout between Liddell a Tito Ortiz was off, but we didn’t know Liddell’s side of the story.

The former UFC light heavyweight titleholder was opposed to a third bout with his rival and against doing “The Ultimate Fighter 11: Team Liddell vs. Team Ortiz.”

I was completely against it,” Liddell told MMAWeekly.com. “I told Dana (White) I don’t mind doing it if you think it’s going to be good for us or a good way for me to come back after some time off, but it made no sense for me to fight him.

“And I never thought he planned on fighting me anyway,” added the 40-year-old athlete. “I didn‘t think he would end up fighting me. I thought it would be what it ended up being.”

Even after the decision was made for him to coach the eleventh season of the Spike TV reality show, Liddell had his reservations and thought Forrest Griffin would have been a more suitable opponent and coach.

My final argument with Dana was at least make it the winner of Forrest and Tito,” said Liddell. “I would have much rather done it with Forrest.

“They felt they could push something with Tito and they thought there might be more TV magic or chemistry on the show because we don’t like each other.”

He saw the signs that the two rivals wouldn’t end up fighting early in the filming of the show.

The first week he started saying, ‘I’m not going to fight Chuck unless I’m 100 percent.’ I actually made a phone call to Dana and said it sounds like he’s already back peddling about fighting me. Is he going to fight me?

He said, ’Oh we’ve got a signed contract. Don’t worry about it.’ Then a week later I hear from some of his guys on his team that he’s going to have surgery. Before he fights me he’s got to have neck surgery of something. I was like you’re kidding me. He’s already talking that he’s too hurt to fight me,” explained Liddell.

I called Dana again and he assured me, no, it’s set. The fight is going to happen. Don’t worry about it.”

Liddell feels Tito owes him a fight. He thinks if Tito comes back from his injuries that he should have to fight him.

I think because of the way it went down and what he did, I think if he wants to come back he should have to fight me,” stated the former champion. “If he comes back Dana should make him fight me his first fight back.

I’ve put in my time on the show. I had to deal with him for that long. I had to put up with him, so now I should actually get the reward and get to actually punch him in the face.”


(article by mma weekly from mmmmmaweekly.com)

Thursday, April 29, 2010

Jenna vs. Tweeto - Round 6...or 7...or 8


Out to prove him wrong, Jenna Jameson, 36, took a drug test Tuesday and passed with flying colors, TMZ.com reports.

The test reportedly shows Jameson's negative results for ten major drugs, including cocaine, marijuana, methamphetamine and oxycodone, a primary ingredient in OxyContin.

"I am definitely not addicted to OxyContin or any drug," Jameson told TMZ after receiving the test results.

Here's the ex-Porno girl saying he was NOT beaten by Tweeeeto;


Who knows what the hell happened????????  Maybe they're both on drugs.


(info gathered from ny times & tmz.com)

Thursday, April 15, 2010

Dana White on Jim Rome is Burning - April 14, 2010

April 14, 2010 — UFC's Dana White discusses Anderson Silva, Frankie Edgar, Tito Ortiz vs. Chuck Liddell cancellation, and Fedor.



(via youtube)

Friday, April 9, 2010

Dana White confirms Chuck Liddell vs. Tweeto Ortiz for UFC 115!

After all the rumors that Tweeto pussed out and Rich Franklin was stepping in to fight The Iceman, Dana White confirms it! Tweeto is fighting! Better fill that perscription for valtrex Tweeeeeto!


Thursday, April 8, 2010

Tough Love TWEETO!

Tough Love Tito - Tito Ortiz comes down hard on Clayton McKinney when he gets tapped out by Kyle Noke.


(video nabbed from bloody elbow site)

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Tweeto talks Mark Coleman and Chuck Liddell



Tweeto Whortiz speaks out, talking crap about Mark Coleman after his loss in UFC 109, then comments on his previous accusations that The Iceman is an alcoholic.

Also gives info about The Ultimate Fighter!


p.s. Even though you didn't spout off your mouth about Chuck like usual, we still hate your guts.  You're are the #1 douchebag in MMA.  Hope you have a good day.

(thx ariel helwani & fanhouse)

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Chuck Liddell & Jenna Jameson go at it via TWITTER!








Yay for Twitter for these types of convo's and yayyyyyyyy for the biggest douchebag in MMA, Tweeto Whortiz, and his creepy ass porn star GF, Jenna Jameson!
(p.s. dear jenna, you look like that old lady in "something about mary" in this picture....layoff the spray tan and botox.)

Check out today's Twitter convo between Chuck Liddell and Jenna Jameson;

Jenna: I think its funny that @DanaWhite defends Chuck Liddell like he's his boyfriend... It's kinda embarrassing

Chuck: @jennajameson she can talk all the shit she want tito is still a pussy and I ko'd him twice

Jenna: actually... I've never seen @titoortiz get knock the fuck out... Chuck has twice in the past year...

Chuck: oh I'm sorry the 1st 1 I dropped him and they stopped it the 2nd I hurt him and he quit

Jenna: Listen all you Chuck fans.. I saw @danawhites post defending Chucks gut...it's embarrassing, my opinion, take it for what its worth

Jenna: Yes, Dana favors Chuck, always has... maybe he has a weiner to match his belly, and Dana may like it.hehehe

More of Jenna's Twitter posts;





(info gathered from mmacrypt, bloody elbow and twitterrr. pic taken from mmacrypt too...her lips look like tires btw...in which case those tires have gotten a ton of miles on them.)

Thursday, January 28, 2010

1 thing we have in common with Mark Coleman - we both think Tweeto Whortiz is a douchebag!!!




Soon after Tweeto Wortiz hit Twitter calling Coleman a "sissy"......

Mark Coleman, "Tito Ortiz, I do think he's a douche bag, and I do hope to get to fight him someday," Coleman said in an interview with MMAWeekly Radio. "He wants to call me a sissy, if he really thinks I'm a damn sissy, I'll tell you what, I'll be ready to fight him. I'll be ready to go when I'm 60 years old if he wants a piece of me. I'll be waiting if he wants to go."

and he continues....

"Especially if he's serious, I doubt that he is serious, but maybe he is serious. Maybe he does think I'm a sissy," Coleman said. "If that's the case all he's got to do, he's got a little bit of power, so if he wants this fight to happen, if Tito really wants a piece of me, I'll be ready to go. Like I said, I'll be waiting when I'm 60 years old. We can fight in the streets or we can fight in a cage, I don't care."

Coleman will next compete against Couture, and Ortiz is slated to face old foe Chuck Liddell in June, but there's always a chance the two fighters could settle their score at some point in 2010.


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Suddenly, at KEKAI MMA, we like Mark Coleman a whole lot more.  Weird.

Nothing changes with the infamous Tweeto.  He's still a douche, always will be a douche and will die a douche......along with herpes.    :)

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oh, and we don't mean to make fun of Coleman, but this is a funny pic of him.....was this his beginning of roids?  (inside laugh)


















(info from mmaweekly damn it.  other sources too but can't remember.  don't sue.  thanks)

Monday, December 7, 2009

Liddell coaching in TUF 11 against Tweeto!










Just announced, The Iceman, Chuck Liddell will enter back into the UFC by coaching opposite of the Huntington Beach STD Boy - Tweeto Whortiz! Crazy Sh*t!

"Filming for The Ultimate Fighter season 11 is expected to begin in January with the series debut in April on Spike TV."

Stay tuned for more info.....


(crap used from ufc.com, mmaweekly.com/image used from mmaweekly a holes..jk)

Monday, November 9, 2009

Chuck Liddell coments on retirement...

Here's a short interview with Former UFC Champ, Chuck Liddell, at a recent ESPN Body Issue Event...



Will he retire? Or, will he come back to kick the crap out of Tweeto?!?!


(got video off of yahoo sportshizzle)

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Tweeto Whortiz calls out The Iceman!



Well well well......The Huntington Beach Douchebag wants to get knocked out for the 3rd time from long time MMA rival, The Iceman, Chuck Liddell!

Recently, he laid out this trash.....

“I think if I call him out enough times I think he’ll be a man and step up,” said WHOrtiz. “Why wouldn’t he? That’s a huge fight and a big payday for him. It will be good. I think we can see one more,” he added.

“Why not? I’m down. I’m always game. You know me, I’m not afraid to fight anyone, even though there was a picture that was painted a long time ago that wasn’t true. I’ve fought him twice already. I’m not afraid. He already proved he’s not my friend, so the hell with it. I’ve got nothing to lose. Lets make some money, and this time I’m going to kick his ass.”

So does Tweeto really think he's going to win? Or, is this yet another sad attempt to gain publicity and make a paycheck??

Now, hate is a strong word, so we won't say we hate Tweeto.....screw it! We hate Tweeto Whortiz!




(info used from mmaweekly and stuff.)

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Bernard Hopkins calls MMA "Gay Porno"!




In an interview with Boxingscene.com, former champion boxer, Bernard "The Executioner" Hopkins stated, "I’m not wrestling a guy with panties on and his nuts in my face."

Having given MMA praise in the past, nobody is sure where this is coming from.

Here is the entire statement;
"Everybody is different but I don't want to watch two grown men wrestling with panties on. I'm from the hood, we don't play that. To me, I'm not buying a ticket to watch two grown men with panties on, sweating, with nuts in their face. That's not me. To compare that to boxing is ludicrous. It's a porno - it's an entertainment porno. I'm not wrestling a guy with panties on and his nuts in my face."

Wowwwwwwwwwww! Well Mr. Hopkins, it is a shame that pathetic boxers who know they could never make it in MMA make stupid uneducated comments like you. Freakin douchebag...

The sad truth is, Bernard Hopkins couldn't last one round in the octagon with the worst MMA fighter in the sport...like Tweeto Whorebagteeeez. Maybe Bernardo and Tweeto should fight?!



(some information taken, used, abused from fight mag dot com, fanhouse.com and random other places i don't freakin remember)

Thursday, October 1, 2009

Tito Ortiz - the biggest douche bag in the world!!!!



Tweeto Whortiz strikes again!

Watch as the biggest douchebag in MMA and all the world rip apart a homeless guy on the street. This guy asks Tweeto for some cash while he and his washed up porno baby momma wait for their car. Tweeto messes with him like the true jackass he is!

Boy, it sure is easy to hate Tweeeeeeto WHOREBAG Whortiz!

Monday, August 24, 2009

Tweeeto Whortiz vs. Mark Coleman - UFC 106











Well it's official! Douchebag Tweeto is facing off with UFC Veteran Mark Coleman. Typically, we're not a HUUUUGE Mark Coleman fan, but against Tweeeeto......WE LOVE HIM!

How does Kekai MMA predict this fight to go?? Well, we don't anticipate a truly exciting fight, but we'll watch just to hope and wish to see the Huntington Beach STD Boy get the crap beat out of his smug face :)

UFC 106 - Tweeto Whortiz vs. Mark Coleman.........it will be like the annoying ass character of Carrot Top vs. Ben Stine. We'll see what happens!

*also scheduled to fight in UFC 106 is Karo Parisyan vs. Dustin Hazelett and main event of the night is American Lucha Libre Brock Lesnar vs. Shane Carwin.

Brock should just not speak this time around......

Oh, and here is Tweeto in one of his self absorbed video blogs, discussing his upcoming battle;

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Will Chuck Liddell really retire?













Will Chuck Liddell actually retire?

After Chuck's loss to Shogun Mauricio Rua, media blew up the subject and controversy between The Pit Trainer, John Hackleman and UFC Prez Dana White. White was pretty difinitive in his answer that Chuck is indeed retired, but does he still feel the same???

Rumor is, Dana White isn't counting Chuck out now and isn't sure of his future. Chuck has never claimed his retirement, but has provided the timeline of a year that he may take off from fighting.

With the news of Tweeto Whortiz returning to the UFC and his recent trash talking about former Champion Chuck Liddell, would Dana and the UFC allow Chuck to return to face him?

Hmmmmm, one thing is for certain, fans would LOVE to see Tweety Tweeto get slapped in the face and get knocked out once again by Chuck Liddell.

Coming soon.....

We're in talks with Chuck's trainer, John Hackleman and will attempt to interview him on the subject and ask plenty of juicy questions about The Pit and Chuck's camp.

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Tweeto Whortiz already talking crap about Chuck Liddell



Fact #1. Chuck Liddell beat the Huntington Beach Gay Boy twice in a row.

Fact #2. Tweeto is back in the UFC, so he naturally thinks he can open his big fat mouth since rumors are Chuck is going to retire.

Fact #3. Dear little Tweeeeeeeto, if Chuck were 90 years old, had a glass eyeball and a wooden leg, he'd still knock you out with a smack in the dome.

What do you think? Do you think Tweeto can beat Chuck Liddell? Should Chuck Liddell challenge the loud mouth idiot from the OC?

Leave a comment and tell us what you think.

Sunday, July 26, 2009

Will Tweeto Whortiz return to the UFC????? Hope not....







News keeps circling around the infamous "bad boy" Tweeto Whortiz returning to the UFC.

We previously commented on the make up session conducted between UFC President Dana White and Tweeto's tweets on Twitter:(http://kekaimma.blogspot.com/2009/07/dana-white-tweeto-ortiz-make-up-over.html).

As they made their make up official on Twitter, Dana also stated on Twitter that it their reconcile did not mean Tweeto was to return to the octagon.

Dana White then mentioned on ESPN radio, falling short of confirming that Tweeto is officially back in the UFC fold.“Tito and I have been talking and we have been trying to see if we could figure things out,” said White. “I’ve said many times that Tito and I have some issues and we both need to grow up.”

Dana White later said in another interview, when asked if Tweeto was back in the UFC, "It's possible."

Geeeeeeeeeeeez.....this volatile rollercoaster between Dana White and Huntington Dumb Boy Tweeto Ortiz is getting ridiculous.

So what will it mean if Tweeto is back? Will he dilute the professionalism, sportsmanship and athleticism the UFC is now known for? Will other fighters contract herpes from him, most likely given to him by his porno gf - Jenna Jameson.

The famous tag line of MMA brand, Tapout is "Bad for the Sport".........one thing is for sure, Tweeto Whortiz is bad for the sport, bad for the UFC, bad for MMA and bad as a role model for young guys who do not want to contract an STD and don't really want to date a stripper......or a porn star!


(some information used from sherdog.com. peace.)