Showing posts with label mark coleman. Show all posts
Showing posts with label mark coleman. Show all posts

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Tweeto talks Mark Coleman and Chuck Liddell



Tweeto Whortiz speaks out, talking crap about Mark Coleman after his loss in UFC 109, then comments on his previous accusations that The Iceman is an alcoholic.

Also gives info about The Ultimate Fighter!


p.s. Even though you didn't spout off your mouth about Chuck like usual, we still hate your guts.  You're are the #1 douchebag in MMA.  Hope you have a good day.

(thx ariel helwani & fanhouse)

Saturday, February 6, 2010

UFC 109 LIVE!

Watch it here, at KEKAI MMA!

Watch live video from UFC 109 on Justin.tv

Thursday, February 4, 2010

UFC 109 Fight Card!



















Main Card:
Location: Las Vegas
Venue: Mandalay Bay Events Center
Broadcast: Pay-per-view

(who we think and/or want to win in RED fooooool)

MAIN CARD
Mark Coleman vs. Randy Couture
Nate Marquardt vs. Chael Sonnen
Mike Swick vs. Paulo Thiago
Demian Maia vs. Dan Miller
Matt Serra vs. Frank Trigg

PRELIMINARY CARD (Spike TV)
Justin Buchholz vs. Mac Danzig
Melvin Guillard vs. Ronnys Torres

PRELIMINARY CARD (Un-aired)
Rob Emerson vs. Phillipe Nover
Phil Davis vs. Brian Stann
Tim Hague vs. Chris Tuchscherer
Joey Beltran vs. Rolles Gracie





(pic and info taken from mmajunkie. thanks guys.)

Thursday, January 28, 2010

Jean Claude Van Damnit wants a pro fight?!?!



Remember this guy? He's no average senior citizen...he's a freakin action hero!   Well.....sorta.

Now that Van Damme is 49 years old and looks like he's 60, he wants a pro kickboxing fight!

"[It's] dangerous but life is short," said Van Damme. "I want to prove to young people and even to mature people that a man can go into some very strong physical effort and training, and also be a movie star."

Bro, you're not a movie star anymore!!!!   You  never really were!

Van Damme has been trying to get a fight with former Olympian Somluck Kamsing in Macau, but no cigar.  Soon after he laid down the challenge, he found out that the fight could not go down in the U.S. as many states have strict guidelines for fighters over 35.  Granted Mark Coleman and Randy Couture are as old as balls....but they can fight!

Dear Van Damnit, please don't hurt yourself and retire to an occupation you can handle....maybe the easter bunny?





















(information used from yahoo sports. i'm trying to type while laughing at this picture....not easy.)

1 thing we have in common with Mark Coleman - we both think Tweeto Whortiz is a douchebag!!!




Soon after Tweeto Wortiz hit Twitter calling Coleman a "sissy"......

Mark Coleman, "Tito Ortiz, I do think he's a douche bag, and I do hope to get to fight him someday," Coleman said in an interview with MMAWeekly Radio. "He wants to call me a sissy, if he really thinks I'm a damn sissy, I'll tell you what, I'll be ready to fight him. I'll be ready to go when I'm 60 years old if he wants a piece of me. I'll be waiting if he wants to go."

and he continues....

"Especially if he's serious, I doubt that he is serious, but maybe he is serious. Maybe he does think I'm a sissy," Coleman said. "If that's the case all he's got to do, he's got a little bit of power, so if he wants this fight to happen, if Tito really wants a piece of me, I'll be ready to go. Like I said, I'll be waiting when I'm 60 years old. We can fight in the streets or we can fight in a cage, I don't care."

Coleman will next compete against Couture, and Ortiz is slated to face old foe Chuck Liddell in June, but there's always a chance the two fighters could settle their score at some point in 2010.


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Suddenly, at KEKAI MMA, we like Mark Coleman a whole lot more.  Weird.

Nothing changes with the infamous Tweeto.  He's still a douche, always will be a douche and will die a douche......along with herpes.    :)

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oh, and we don't mean to make fun of Coleman, but this is a funny pic of him.....was this his beginning of roids?  (inside laugh)


















(info from mmaweekly damn it.  other sources too but can't remember.  don't sue.  thanks)

Thursday, January 21, 2010

Monday, August 24, 2009

Tweeeto Whortiz vs. Mark Coleman - UFC 106











Well it's official! Douchebag Tweeto is facing off with UFC Veteran Mark Coleman. Typically, we're not a HUUUUGE Mark Coleman fan, but against Tweeeeto......WE LOVE HIM!

How does Kekai MMA predict this fight to go?? Well, we don't anticipate a truly exciting fight, but we'll watch just to hope and wish to see the Huntington Beach STD Boy get the crap beat out of his smug face :)

UFC 106 - Tweeto Whortiz vs. Mark Coleman.........it will be like the annoying ass character of Carrot Top vs. Ben Stine. We'll see what happens!

*also scheduled to fight in UFC 106 is Karo Parisyan vs. Dustin Hazelett and main event of the night is American Lucha Libre Brock Lesnar vs. Shane Carwin.

Brock should just not speak this time around......

Oh, and here is Tweeto in one of his self absorbed video blogs, discussing his upcoming battle;