Now that Van Damme is 49 years old and looks like he's 60, he wants a pro kickboxing fight!
"[It's] dangerous but life is short," said Van Damme. "I want to prove to young people and even to mature people that a man can go into some very strong physical effort and training, and also be a movie star."
Bro, you're not a movie star anymore!!!! You never really were!
Van Damme has been trying to get a fight with former Olympian Somluck Kamsing in Macau, but no cigar. Soon after he laid down the challenge, he found out that the fight could not go down in the U.S. as many states have strict guidelines for fighters over 35. Granted Mark Coleman and Randy Couture are as old as balls....but they can fight!
Dear Van Damnit, please don't hurt yourself and retire to an occupation you can handle....maybe the easter bunny?
(information used from yahoo sports. i'm trying to type while laughing at this picture....not easy.)
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